Auto-Tune the News: Obama Flashback
On the occasion of Obama's 102nd day in office, let us take a brief, auto-tuned look back. Be the first to see Auto-Tune the news on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews thanks to barelypolitical for helping me with this! their channel here: http://www.youtube.com/barelypolitical Lyrics: BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 KC: Barack Obama is now officially The 44th President of the United States EG: Oooooh KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to Unpack that enormous crate of burdens And expectations EG: And expectations KC: And expectations EG: Got to save the nation KC: Expectations EG: Shawty KC: Expectations EG: Shawtayeeeexpeeectaaaations KC: Expectations BO: I have come here tonight To speak frankly and directly To the men and women who sent us To the men and women who sent us Repeat with ad libs and cowbell I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes To help the small business and the family That's what this is about To help the small business and the family, family Faaaaaaaamily MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-family MG/SG: He love his wife and kids--that's his modus operandi BO'Reilly: He did seem to bow A lot of Americans very angry about this (ooh ooh ah ah) BG: It sent a message that Islam Is superior to any other master or king Or president in the world An American president bound to a Muslim DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi Left the seat up on the potty Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee LK: Here's the picture that bugged the hell out of me I mean it really pissed me off all weekend President Obama giving a warm handshake To, uh, Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez Ima put that up on the full screen and take a look at it ALE/MG: OK LK: Boys in the hood MG: Yeah, up to no good ALE: At least we're still capitalists ALE/MG: Knock on wood GB: Obama's aunt: she has a limp SC: Mooooooo GB: LIke little Tiny Tim: "I'd like more please, please" [sic] SC: Mooooo Moo Moo Moooo Mooooooo GB: "God bless us, every one" SC: Mooooo Moooooooooooooo MOOOOOooooooooooo
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Auto-Tune the News: Behind the Scenes with the Gregory Brothers
The Gregory Brothers let you peek behind the magic curtain and reveal the secrets behind Auto-Tune the News. Auto-Tune the News #11 coming on Monday (April 5th)! To see the rest of the series click here: http://www.youtube.com/show/autotunethenews Find us on the site of your choice: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
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Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)
Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: http://www.goodcharlotte.com http://www.twitter.com/JoelMadden Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01 Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby was surprised to read that he died. JM: How can he read if he's dead? KC: Chief Justice John Roberts was the last to know he resigned. JM: Maybe he should check his head! KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock that proliferated online. JM: I do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime. KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader who simply wants to surf the web without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies. JM: You can't protect the web from a--holes like me, shorty! KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool JM: Don't play me for a fool you know as well as I, we're both getting owned by the Both: Rip, riptide of lies pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies Pure poppycock! I want to surf, surf the web without getting pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies! GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding. EM: I I So GB: Explain that one first. EM: Okay, so we're at a wedding, New Year's Eve, everyone had too much to drink. There were 300 people there, I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her, I grabbed a bachelor. Now they're sayin I groped a male staffer! Yeah, I did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub! EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me. Staffers: Naked in the tub! EM:You can take anything out of context! Staffers:Huggin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Scrubbin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Rubbin and humpin! EM: Yeah! Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin! EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn't breathe, then four guys jumped on me. It's my fiftieth birthday. GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, An avalanche is coming your way. An avalanche of lies, SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies! KC/JM: Pure poppycock! GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, SG: you're guaranteed to get caught Both: in an avalanche of lies! Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth But we already drank the brandy My boss tickles me like a true G, He straddles me so masculine No stoppin' when i'm askin' him When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm a goner Tryna pretend that i don't notice his boner! Tryna distract him with headlines from China He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina! -------- Staffers: Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall, you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls! You have to be a soldier, a real man, to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand! Ain't nothin wrong with a Massa massage when you're in a chronic platonic quintuple menage! The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can't escape Tryna pretend they don't notice when he ejacu- -
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Artist paints a beatle in minutes!
Artist Dan Dunn paints amazing canvases live on stage!
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